Introduction
You often accept historical narratives as established facts because they appear in textbooks and official records. When confinement leaves you physically idle and intellectually starved, you need an acute problem to test your powers of observation.
Alan Grant solves this problem from a hospital bed by applying police investigative techniques to the fifteenth-century reputation of Richard III. Instead of accepting conventional villainy, you learn to examine physiognomy, trace partisan sources, and interrogate historical hearsay like a modern cold case.
This book answers several specific questions about historical fabrication:
- How do investigators judge human character from authentic portraits rather than later caricatures?
- What mechanisms transform political propaganda into centuries of accepted history?
- Why do official records contradict the traditional narrative of the princes in the tower?
1. Boredom and Investigative Instinct
Physical confinement and forced immobility induce a specific kind of intense mental suffering known as boredom. You experience the profound weariness of staring at a hospital room ceiling and the mental torment of monotony, comparing the sensation to being beaten with nettles. Alan Grant calls this feeling the prickles of boredom.
Grant maps out the ceiling cracks, plays guessing games, and calculates geometric theorems to escape the absolute monotony of his bed-borne state.
Modern popular literature has become entirely formulaic, with authors writing strictly to a predictable pattern. You find that publishers and the public no longer look for unique books, but rather expect identical formulas from established authors, comparing the purchase of novels to buying bricks or hairbrushes. Grant calls this stagnation a literary moratorium.
Grant reviews a stack of new books on his table, including Lavinia Fitch's blameless heroine tales, Silas Weekley's seven hundred pages of mud-and-manure farming sagas, and Rupert Rouge's paradoxical social satires.
Physical confinement sharpens the detective's eye for physiognomy and exposes the formulaic nature of contemporary popular literature.
An experienced investigator develops an instinctive ability to read character and responsibility from human facial features. You utilize your professional background in observing faces to analyze suspects, witnesses, and historical portraits, noting that adult faces without lines often signify irresponsibility.
Grant correctly identifies a suspect in an identification parade because he was the only man among twelve men without lines on his face.
2. The Face of a Sufferer
A hospitalized policeman stares at faces to pass the long hours. Visitors bring reproductions of famous historical portraits to entertain him.
An authentic portrait of Richard III reveals a sensitive, worried administrator rather than the conventional villain of school books.
You examine an anonymous fifteenth-century portrait of Richard III from the National Portrait Gallery. The man depicted looks thirty-five or thirty-six years old. He has an over-conscientious frown, hollow cheeks, and the clear look of a perfectionist.
Hospital visitors react to the same face with unexpected empathy. A hospital surgeon diagnoses the facial structure as resembling a polio victim. The matron sees it instead as the face of a man in deep, desperate unhappiness.
Nurses Ingham and Darroll recount the standard tale of the two young princes being smothered with pillows in the Tower of London by Sir James Tyrrel on Richard's orders, based on Sir Thomas More's history. Nurse Darroll recalls how the story of the princes being smothered was her childhood nightmare, and how she used her school history book to shade in the illustrations. Richard III ruled for two years while these events supposedly unfolded.
Grant reflects on the green, uncrowded England of the fifteenth century. The dynastic struggles between York and Lancaster lasted for thirty years, yet affected average citizens very little and resembled rival football factions.
Armies would fight a battle in a local meadow and use a household's kitchen as a dressing station while the local inhabitants debated the political outcome.
3. Sources and Hearsay
Sir Thomas More's historical account of Richard III is unreliable hearsay because More was only five years old when Richard took the throne and eight when he died. More wrote his history under the Tudor administration years after the events, relying entirely on secondhand information rather than firsthand knowledge. This renders his work functionally equivalent to unverified gossip.
Sir Thomas More's traditional history relies entirely on partisan hearsay derived from Richard's bitter enemy John Morton.
More's History of Richard III was adopted as the foundational bible by Holinshed and Shakespeare, creating a universally accepted legend from a source who never personally knew Richard. The true source of this traditional blackening is John Morton, Henry VII's Archbishop of Canterbury and Richard's bitter enemy. Sir Thomas More's manuscript copy of the history was found among his papers and derived directly from the accounts of John Morton, in whose household More had grown up as a boy. John Morton was a lawyer turned churchman, a political climber who took a pension of two thousand crowns a year from Louis XI and served whichever side proved victorious before becoming Henry VII's chief thumb-screw.
Historical legends grow and persist entirely unchecked by facts when political motives inflate a minor event into a grand myth. False historical narratives, once established in popular consciousness, become permanent myths while eyewitnesses and participants remain silent.
Alan Grant cites the 1910 Tonypandy incident, where Winston Churchill actually deployed unarmed London police instead of shooting striking Welsh miners. Popular legend permanently maintained that troops massacred the workers.
True historical facts are found not in intentional history books or partisan accounts, but in incidental financial and administrative records. Research must rely on primary administrative documents such as wardrobe accounts, privy purse expenses, personal letters, and estate records rather than retrospective narratives. Brent Carradine notes that proving whether a person had a child depends on finding small entries in account books like payments for blue ribbon, which cost fourpence halfpenny, rather than accepting someone else's biased account.
Applying police investigative methods like who benefits exposes the absurdity of conventional theories about Richard III murdering his nephews. If Richard eliminated the princes for safety, multiple other claimants including the princes' five sisters and George's children still stood between him and the throne. Grant reasons like a detective asking who benefits, realizing that Richard's claim would not be secured by the removal of the boys because numerous other royal heirs survived him.
- Ask the core investigative question: Who benefits?
- Examine the actual status and survival of all alternative claimants to the throne.
- Ignore partisan narratives and reconstruct events based purely on chronological actions.
4. The Logic of the Succession
Contemporary records and the revelation of Bishop Stillington prove that Richard acted legally as Protector while numerous alternative heirs survived.
Brent Carradine brings notes showing Richard was on the Scottish border when Edward died. Richard arranged a requiem mass and was named Protector in the Patent Rolls before arriving in London. He made ordinary arrangements for the young Prince's coronation without sweeping away his household.
Edward died on April the 9th 1483. Richard arrived in London on May 4, stayed at Baynard's Castle and Crosby Place, and fixed the coronation for June the 22nd. Rivers set out with two thousand men on April 24, while six hundred gentlemen in deep mourning accompanied Richard. Richard and his wife moved to Crosby Place on June the 5th, and the Patent Rolls called Richard Protector on April 21st and May the 2nd.
Robert Stillington, Bishop of Bath, told the Council on June 8, 1483, that he had married Edward IV to Lady Eleanor Butler before Edward married Elizabeth Woodville. This revelation provided the legal basis for Richard's succession. Stillington brought his evidence and witnesses to a meeting of the Lords at Westminster on June 9, leading to an Act of Parliament called Titulus Regius. Parliament assembled on June the 25th.
Alan Grant compiles a family tree of York heirs showing that Edward's children, George's children, and others were alive and active during Richard's reign. Young Warwick and young Lincoln were members of the Council and were publicly recognized and knighted by Richard. Henry attempted an autumn invasion with fifteen ships and five thousand mercenaries in his fleet.
Carradine discovers that when Henry VII came to the throne, he ordered Titulus Regius to be repealed unread, destroyed, and forbidden to be copied under threat of fine and imprisonment. The Act remained forgotten until the original draft turned up in Tower records and was printed in 1611 by Speed. Philippe de Comines' Mémoires received Mandrot's printing in 1901.
5. Comparing the Rulers
A systematic police comparison reveals that Richard had no motive or accusations, whereas Henry VII systematically eliminated all rival claimants.
The historically accepted notion that Elizabeth Woodville willingly befriended the alleged murderer of her sons defies all human psychology and common sense. Historians traditionally claim that Elizabeth Woodville emerged from sanctuary and became friendly with Richard III despite the murder of her sons. As Marta points out from an acting and human perspective, no mother outside of a lunatic asylum or classical Greek tragedy would behave with such callous apathy for a small pension and palace party invitations.
Elizabeth Woodville accepted seven hundred marks per annum, sent her surviving son to make his peace with Richard, and allowed her daughters to attend palace festivities.
Early contemporary rumors of the princes' death originated in isolated local gossip tied to fugitive conspirators rather than a general public outcry. Brent discovers that a Latin chronicle written by a monk at Croyland Abbey mentions a rumor of the boys being dead before Richard's death. Grant deduces that this rumor was carried by Bishop Morton, who was hiding out in the Fen country near Ely before escaping to France, where the rumor immediately reappeared in the French States-General.
The Chancellor of France addressed the States-General at Tours in January 1484, publicly declaring that Edward's children had been massacred impunedly.
Unlike Richard III, who left rival York heirs free and prosperous, Henry VII systematically cut short the lives of everyone standing between the Tudors and the throne. Carradine compiles the fates of the York heirs under Henry VII, revealing a pattern of judicial murders and close arrests. While Richard provided for all potential claimants and named young Warwick as his heir, Henry executed or imprisoned every single alternative claimant.
Young Warwick was locked in the Tower and executed for allegedly planning to escape, and Margaret, Countess of Salisbury, was executed by Henry VIII on a trumped-up charge.
The alleged confession of Sir James Tyrrel to the murder of the princes is completely uncorroborated by a public trial or a transcript. Sir James Tyrrel was a prominent knight and servant of the Yorks who flourished under Henry VII until 1502, when he was arrested for helping a York prisoner escape. Only after Tyrrel was beheaded did Henry's historian Polydore Virgil publish an account of his confession, without ever bringing him to a public trial or producing a transcript.
Sir James Tyrrel was beheaded in great haste and without trial on May 6, 1502, and no public confession or trial regarding the princes' murder ever took place.
The sudden and suspicious imprisonment of Elizabeth Woodville by Henry VII marks the exact break in the pattern indicating foul play regarding the princes. In February 1487, eighteen months after Henry took power and shortly after receiving two consecutive general pardons, Sir James Tyrrel's activities aligned with the sudden confinement of Elizabeth Woodville to the nunnery at Bermondsey under the vague official reason of for various considerations.
Elizabeth Woodville was stripped of everything she owned and shut up in a convent at Bermondsey for the rest of her life.
A systematic police comparison of Richard III and Henry VII reveals that Richard had no motive, no accusations, and normal behavior, whereas Henry had every motive and eliminated all alternative heirs. Grant organizes his case into a formal written summing-up comparing previous records and crime indicators. Richard possessed good sense, faced no contemporary accusations, kept the boys' mother friendly, and left numerous other York heirs unharmed. Henry was an opportunistic adventurer with a subtitle mind who repealed Titulus Regius, attained power through retroactive treason laws, imprisoned the boys' mother, and executed all rival claimants.
Henry VII dated his reign from the day before the Battle of Bosworth to legally turn Richard's loyal supporters into traitors and seize their estates.
6. The Persistence of Myths
Historical falsehoods persist in schoolbooks for centuries despite contemporary evidence and the obvious flaws of traditional historians.
Brent Carradine is initially devastated to discover that other writers over the centuries already vindicated Richard III. Writers like Buck in the seventeenth century, Walpole in the eighteenth, and Markham in the nineteenth had already published arguments clearing him. Grant reframes this, encouraging him to lead a crusade against institutionalized historical falsehoods rather than mourning a pioneer discovery.
Grant coins the term Tonypandy to describe deeply entrenched historical myths that persist in schoolbooks long after experts and independent researchers have pointed out the truth. Generations of students continue to be taught without qualification that Richard III murdered his nephews, despite three hundred and fifty years of people pointing out the truth.
Richard came to London with an ordinary train of gentlemen expecting an orthodox coronation, only sending to the north for troops after Stillington revealed the illegitimacy of the previous children. Had Richard planned the usurpation in advance, he would have brought his loyal northern troops with him to London.
While Richard would have wanted a public display of mourning if the boys died of natural illness to prevent rebellions, Henry required a complete blackout of facts regarding their disappearance. Henry VII's entire political legitimacy depended on keeping the exact fate and timing of the boys' deaths shrouded in mystery.
Schoolbook accounts openly state that it was the settled policy of the Tudors to rid themselves of all rivals to the throne, continuing through Henry VIII. History textbooks praise Henry VII's deliberate policy of eliminating an entire family of York heirs as far-seeing statesmanship while demonizing Richard for the alleged removal of two nephews.
Grant tests his theory on the hospital nurse by asking her to study the portrait without any contextual priming. She studies it for forty-five seconds and remarks that it is really quite a nice face. You can perform a similar test yourself:
- Take the photograph to the window;
- look at it in a good light for the duration it takes to count a pulse.
Conclusion
Applying objective police methodology to historical records dismantles centuries of institutionalized propaganda and exposes the fragile foundations of accepted truth. You can strip away centuries of accumulated bias by treating historical narratives as criminal evidence rather than established fact.
- Test historical claims by looking for verifiable contemporary evidence rather than relying on later partisan accounts.
- Question motives behind widely accepted stories by asking who benefited from the official version of events.
- Separate physical appearance and character assessments from actual documented actions.
- Examine institutional sources for systemic bias, political pressure, and inherited prejudices.
10 Key Ideas
- Physical confinement in a hospital bed sharpens a detective's eye for physiognomy and exposes the formulaic nature of contemporary popular literature.
- An authentic fifteenth-century portrait of Richard III reveals a sensitive, worried administrator rather than the conventional villain of school books.
- Sir Thomas More's traditional history relies entirely on partisan hearsay derived from Richard's bitter enemy John Morton.
- Contemporary records and the revelation of Bishop Stillington prove that Richard acted legally as Protector while numerous alternative heirs survived.
- Elizabeth Woodville willingly befriended and accepted financial support from Richard III despite the alleged murder of her sons, defying the traditional historical narrative.
- A systematic police comparison reveals that Richard had no motive or accusations, whereas Henry VII systematically eliminated all rival claimants.
- Henry VII ordered Titulus Regius to be repealed unread, destroyed, and forbidden to be copied under threat of fine and imprisonment.
- Sir James Tyrrel was beheaded in great haste and without trial, and no public confession or trial regarding the princes' murder ever took place.
- Historical falsehoods persist in schoolbooks for centuries despite contemporary evidence and the obvious flaws of traditional historians.
- Applying objective police methodology to historical records dismantles centuries of institutionalized propaganda and exposes the fragile foundations of accepted truth.