Introduction
You often find yourself trapped in mundane routines until an impossible event shatters your reality. Modern life hides strange layers of secret societies and divine plots that operate just out of sight. When a massive giant squid vanishes from a sealed museum room, you discover that the supernatural underworld is real and far more chaotic than you imagined.
When a massive giant squid vanishes from the Darwin Centre, museum curator Billy Harrow is plunged into a hidden London of secret cults, magical factions, and competing apocalypses fighting over the divine mollusc.
China Miéville reveals this hidden London through a structured descent into urban magic and bureaucracy. You will explore the initial theft and the police response across the opening chapters. You will then navigate the various cults and factions worshiping the cephalopod. The journey continues through supernatural labor disputes and ends with the chaotic convergence of multiple world-ending prophecies.
- How does a specimen vanish from a locked room?
- Why do multiple secret cults worship a dead mollusc?
- Can you survive an occult war fought across trap streets?
1. The Missing Squid Mystery
The unexpected disappearance of a giant squid specimen from a sealed museum room triggers an occult investigation by secret police and criminal syndicates.
The Darwin Centre
You enter the Darwin Centre, where vast collections of preserved animal specimens fill specialized facilities for preparation and storage. The Darwin Centre contains seven floors of wet specimens stored in Formalin, alongside facilities like the dermestarium where hide beetles clean up skeletons. The building opened in 2002, with a new building expansion scheduled for 2008.
Billy Harrow conducts a tour for visitors, showing them the wet specimen rooms, the dermestarium, and the main tank room. Dermestes maculatus beetles devour flesh from bones in the insectary.
The centerpiece of the Darwin Centre's tank room is a massive, preserved giant squid specimen caught in 2004. The giant squid is suspended in a saline-Formalin mix inside a massive tank specifically built by the same creators who design tanks for artist Damien Hirst.
Billy describes the giant squid, known as Archie, to tour groups, noting its origin off the Falkland Islands. Architeuthis dux measures 8.62 metres in length, and its eyes reach 23 or 24 centimetres in size.
The Investigation
The massive giant squid specimen completely vanishes from its secure tank without leaving structural damage or physical evidence of theft. Staff and police are baffled by the disappearance of thousands of gallons of brine-Formalin and a nine-metre squid from a sealed room with no protocol for such an event.
When Billy leads a tour into the tank room, he discovers the center of the room completely empty, with the tank and squid gone.
Police investigators take over the museum case, focusing closely on Billy Harrow and a mysterious lapel pin worn by a visitor. Chief Inspector Baron and an enigmatic man named Vardy interrogate Billy about a visitor wearing a pin shaped like a radial asterisk with coiling arms.
Billy is called to a police station in Cricklewood to be questioned by Baron and Vardy regarding the missing squid and the pin wearer named Ed.
The symbol on the mysterious visitor's lapel pin mirrors the famous scientific photographs of a live giant squid in the wild. Researchers Kubodera and Mori captured the first-ever photographs and observations of a live giant squid in the deep ocean, showing it attacking prey with a radial limb-burst one kilometre down.
Billy realizes that the lapel pin design depicts the incoming predator posture captured in the famous Kubodera and Mori deep-sea photographs. Mesonychoteuthis or colossal squid imagery also haunts the investigation.
Billy discovers a human body preserved inside a large glass cylinder in the museum's underground storage area. Following faint auditory hallucinations of rolling glass jars into the museum basement, Billy navigates through taxidermy collections and finds a dead man crammed into a cylindrical container.
Billy explores the basement undercorridors filled with Victorian taxidermy and stumbles upon a chest-high lidded cylinder containing the body of a man.
2. Cults and Apocalyptic Factions
London is overwhelmed by an epidemic of competing eschatologies and secret sects fighting over the divine meaning of the giant squid.
You enter an underground city where extreme religious groups transition from mere chatter to active conflict.
The Fundamentalist and Sect-Related Crime Unit deals with underground religious groups and increasing cult-related violence that avoids mainstream news. Baron leads this secret police unit, while psychology professor Patrick Vardy advises them on eschatological sects. Vardy grew up as an ultra-born-again creationist literalist. Although he knows religion is false, he feels a nostalgic jealousy and sorrow for lost certainty, which makes him uniquely qualified to profile cultists.
Vardy and Baron interrogate Billy Harrow about the missing giant squid and connect it to a stolen antiquarian book in Charing Cross Road. The FSRC was originally cobbled together temporarily around the millennium in 2000. Modern London now faces an epoch of competing ends as various prophetic groups and extreme sects fight over whose apocalypse will happen.
Brothers of Vulpus clash with druids in East London using sickles over competing theories of how the world will end. Heresy geeks and cult collectors wander from sect to sect gathering beliefs like trading cards. They hang out in trap streets and trade information about emerging radical groups. A freelance research assistant and collector interviewed on video by Vardy describes the Toothies who worship the dark and the outreaching.
WPC Kath Collingswood possesses powerful but slapdash intuitive abilities that affect physical reality and perception. Collingswood discovered her ability to influence people and objects as a teenager by experimenting with obscure texts and acting on impatient whims. Collingswood first consciously silenced a teacher at age thirteen, and estimates her own fairness at 65 percent when called a bully. Collingswood's slapdash installation of security measures on Billy's door ends up tripping during egress rather than just ingress, alerting her to intruders.
The Fundamentalist and Sect-Related Crime Unit
Mysterious operatives named Goss and Subby track Billy down and violently kidnap him from his flat. Goss and his young assistant Subby use bizarre sensory tactics and brute force to abduct Billy Harrow. Goss emerges from a package of black cotton, overpowers Leon, and drags Billy out of his flat.
Captured by Goss and Subby, Billy is brought before an older punk-haired man who serves as the living canvas for the Tattoo. The Tattoo can speak and move across the skin, interrogating Billy about his connection to the missing kraken. The Tattoo questions Billy in a hidden archway while another captive man, used as a human radio receiver with dials pushed into his chest, transmits audio static and voices.
Dane ambushes Goss and Subby outside their base, allowing Billy to escape. Dane finds Billy because a squirrel scuttles from a gutter onto Goss's car, guiding Dane to the abduction site.
The Congregation of God Kraken
London is a city hardwired for worship where minor divinities, theurgic vermin, and criminal kings inhabit an intricate multi-dimensional grid. God and petty divinities infect the city because its streets and stone synapses constantly generate awe. Criminal overlords like the Tattoo rule alongside sectarian groups such as the Dharma Bastards running Neasden.
The Congregation of God Kraken is a secretive Anglo-Catholic mollusc-worshiping sect that views the appearance of baby gods as a sign of the end times. Led by a priest named Moore, the sect operates from a submerged subterranean church adorned with cephalopod iconography, believing that humanity must submit to the gods rather than expect salvation. Moore explains to Billy that their church has tracked the rising of baby gods like Architeuthis and Mesonychoteuthis across the globe in front of twenty people in the room.
The Teuthex maintain a library of historical representations of giant squid spanning from prehistoric cave paintings to early twentieth-century art by figures like Braque and Renoir. Moore shows Billy a carbon-ink giant squid rendered thirty-five thousand years ago in the Chauvet Cave, alongside records from 1908 when French Teuthex Bertrand Hubert took Braque to sea.
Moore gives Billy squid ink to induce visions, explaining that the visions do not come from the ink itself but originate from Billy's own capacity to perceive hidden truths. Under the influence of the ink, Billy experiences deep sleep benthos and envisions the preserved giant squid sinking toward an endless, dark moving presence beneath it.
3. Supernatural Labor and Bureaucracy
Magical familiars, digital subroutines, and supernatural entities organize a city-wide labor strike while police units deploy unorthodox occult rituals.
You see London overwhelmed by an impending catastrophe known by shifting shorthand nicknames. The Flying Squad Cult Squad handles eldritch matters while framing investigations around religious cults to maintain jurisdiction.
The Union of Magicked Assistants
Magical assistants and familiars across London stage a total knack stoppage protesting poor conditions. At the British Library forecourt, striking animal familiars form a picket line by walking in coordinated circles.
A group of cats consisting of four black cats and one tortoiseshell walk in a complicated quadrille outside the British Library forecourt, creating a picket line that turns away knowledgeable visitors.
Wati originated as an ancient Egyptian shabti figurine in Deir el-Medina during the twenty-ninth year of Ramses III. He participated in the historic workers' strike by ancient tomb-builders, sparking an insurrection before crossing diverse foreign afterlifes.
Wati walked backward through the underlands, passing through realms like Murimuria, Naraka, Yomi, Tuoni, and Styx, while astonished newcomers in various funerary garms watched him ascend.
Drawing inspiration from human labor movements, Wati founded the Union of Magicked Assistants to successfully win better working conditions. Ink-carrying slave beetles acting as an experimental flying picket are brutally stamped to death by helmeted thugs in an Islington park.
Police Constables and Occult Bureaucracy
Forensic examination of a body recovered from a jar reveals it has been pickled for roughly a century, yet it features a tattoo of the modern musician who died much later. Dr. Harris and FSRC detectives Baron and Collingswood discover that a corpse named Al Adler was preserved a hundred years ago but bears a tattoo of the modern scumbag rocker GG Allin, whose birth year is recorded as 1969.
Dane temporarily binds a squirrel familiar to track Billy, violating the ongoing supernatural strike. Wati confronts Dane at a Holborn café, severely reprimanding him for scabbing during the total knack stoppage and questioning his loyalty.
You can set up safe houses using specific tactical steps:
- Establish safe houses for brief one-to-two-day stays.
- Maintain everyday personal items matching an invented inhabitant.
- Deploy oscilloscope-based equipment to project a decoy presence and disrupt magical scrying.
Vardy investigates mnemophylaxes, or angels of memory, which serve as bodyguards of remembrance rather than simple memories. A Londonmancer and her group break into the Museum of London and are found dead the next morning, leaving behind a brick sculpture assembled from knocked-down display material.
4. The Conjunction of End-Times
As multiple distinct apocalypses and criminal bounties converge on London, protagonists navigate secret trap streets and violent factional clashes.
The Tattoo issues a high-paying, no-win-no-fee bounty across London's criminal and magical underworld for the recovered kraken and Billy Harrow. He gathers various faction members, enforcers, and bounty hunters in a Shepherd's Bush nightclub and broadcasts his demands through a ruined man with a CCTV camera protruding from his shoulder.
An empathic homing hunter in the crowd is so sickened by the sudden gust of collective greed that he vomits before reaching the toilets.
Bounties and Haruspicy
Museums in London are protected by mnemophylaxes, specialized angels of memory born from curatorial obsession and the metaphoric potency of stored items. When the kraken was stolen from the Natural History Museum, its mnemophylax failed, leaving it raging and stepping beyond its usual corridors. The Museum of Childhood is protected by a hoop, a top, and a broken video-game console, while the Victoria and Albert Museum is patrolled by a predatory face of crumpled linen.
Fitch the haruspex reads the future of London by cutting open the pavement to examine the city's literal intestinal coils and viscera. He cuts a line across a cul-de-sac pavement in the City of London, producing boiling purple and bloodied intestinal coils that melt into slag and cement.
Kath Collingswood invents an unorthodox ritual to invoke Police Constables, Deceased (PCDs) by burning police procedural tapes and old case files. You can execute this conjuration by following precise spatial and material steps:
- Stack empty cardboard boxes in a precise corner following previous spatial arrangement.
- Set up a brazier with chemically colored fire and place bottles of blood and old language papers nearby.
- Surround the fire with televisions beaming static and playing ragged theme music or gritty crime shows.
- Drop blood, urns of ashes, and physical case files into the brazier to feed the conjuration.
- Instruct the resulting phantom police officers with explicit instructions to track down the target.
Collingswood burns copies of television series like The Sweeney and The Professionals in a brazier inside a Neasden Station storeroom to summon PC Smith, PC Brown, and PC Jones.
Competing Apocalypses
Magical familiars, digital subroutines, and supernatural entities in London organize unions and go on strike, halting their invisible operations. A group of self-aware digital devils and servers go on strike in Spitalfields, blocking the local aether until attacked by police-like entities.
Simon Shaw uses a beaming method inspired by Star Trek, resulting in him being haunted by the ghosts of all his previous iterations who died during transport. The person who acquired the functional weapon prop and hired Simon Shaw is revealed to be Saira Mukhopadhyay, assistant to Fitch.
Dane and the remaining congregation members place their hands in the giant beak's jaws to be bitten before the final attack. You can participate in this initiation through specific physical actions:
- Place one hand at the point of the kraken jaw
- Let the hinge-men scissor the great bite together on the skin
The Krakenists and Londonmancers launch a surprise attack on Grisamentum's old ink factory stronghold. Billy, Dane, and Saira lead the war party into the factory forecourt while urban leucocytes and transformed krakenbit battle gunfarmers and paper wolves.
10 Key Ideas
- The unexpected disappearance of a giant squid specimen from a sealed museum room triggers an occult investigation by secret police and criminal syndicates.
- Billy Harrow discovers a human body preserved inside a large glass cylinder in the museum's underground storage area while police interrogate him about a mysterious lapel pin.
- The Fundamentalist and Sect-Related Crime Unit deals with underground religious groups and increasing cult-related violence that avoids mainstream news.
- The Congregation of God Kraken is a secretive Anglo-Catholic mollusc-worshiping sect that views the appearance of baby gods as a sign of the end times.
- Magical assistants and familiars across London stage a total knack stoppage protesting poor conditions, with striking animal familiars forming a picket line outside the British Library forecourt.
- Dr. Harris and FSRC detectives Baron and Collingswood discover that a recovered corpse named Al Adler was preserved a hundred years ago but bears a tattoo of the modern rocker GG Allin.
- The Tattoo issues a high-paying bounty across London's criminal and magical underworld for the recovered kraken and Billy Harrow.
- Fitch the haruspex reads the future of London by cutting open the pavement to examine the city's literal intestinal coils and viscera.
- Kath Collingswood invents an unorthodox ritual to invoke Police Constables, Deceased by burning police procedural tapes, old case files, and television series like The Sweeney.
- The Krakenists and Londonmancers launch a surprise attack on Grisamentum's old ink factory stronghold while urban leucocytes and transformed krakenbit battle gunfarmers and paper wolves.